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The easiest way to get your hands on some Sweet Crimes

We ship throughout the continental U.S.!!! Some restrictions do apply, contact us for details. If you’re local to DC, our pick-up location is Mess Hall, 703 Edgewood ST NE (Note that this is a production facility and not a storefront!) . Please call to let us know when you would like to pick up your order. Local deliveries can be made for orders of $20 or more and for an additional charge depending on location.

For questions about custom orders (cakes/cupcakes, pies and other holiday items) or catering requests please call 202-618-1515 or email us at

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We skipped spring and went straight to summer…

New stuff!

Sampler boxes: If you’d like to try our stuff before placing a larger order, or send a gift to someone and you’re not quite sure what they would prefer, these Sampler Boxes are a great option. You can choose from our Cake Lover, Cookie Lover, Chocolate Lover, and Vegan boxes, all with amazing stuff inside. For details on contents click on the items!




Sweet Crimes flour blend: We’re now offering our flour blend for those of you who want to bake at home! We would love to answer any questions about the blend and how to adapt your recipes to get the best outcomes.




*Please allow 48 hours for turnaround of online orders*